Knocked Up

I was talking to one of my friends the other day. Her clock is ticking at a rapid rate and is trying to get prego. I'm excited because I will be an Aunt to an amazing little babe...

Personally it doesn't take me  much to become knocked up. Someone looks at me funny and boom I'm prego. Good thing I always wanted a big family because otherwise my uterus and I would be in a fight. Fertile Myrtle right here for sure.

The most common ways out there is to track your ovulation. The kits are found in your local Pharmacy. Plus I hope your flexible because you'll be "WINNING" if you are. Just wrap those feet behind your head when he fires away and chill out for a bit...just like that. Make those swimmers have a freaking direction!

I also hear things how women start taking prenatal vitamins and avoid certain foods and alcohol. Realistically if your body is ready it will happen. Besides, usually the unexpected happens when your drunk off your ass anyways and forgot the condom let alone that birth control pill. Plus usually when you want something really bad...your body will make it NOT happen. People that usually try to plan every ounce of their life will hit a point of disappointment eventually. You tend forget that whole mind over matter situation. Its a powerful thing....especially when you don't understand your brain to begin with.

So as a special announcement, I am NOT pregnant for once. I'm the girl now that does a freaking happy dance when the evilness arrives. I have no problem being the "Aunt" just as long as I'm no longer carrying! So get out there and have sex and make some babies!